All-time best-worst PJ's...
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Three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
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COZ the song is HIT.....
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What is the vector form of SRI DEVI?????
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TABU ... WHy? Socho?
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Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar
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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rightin front of Einstein...........
Einsteins counting......
97,98,99.....
100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........
HOW?????????.................
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His proof:
Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter
square = Pascal [:D]
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Why does a sadhu who spent all his life chanting in Haridwar not affected by electric shocks ??
>> Cause he has infinite resistance ( chanting om-om-om(ohm-ohm-ohm))
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People started worshipping a dog when he was lying on the road upside down, Why ??
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Ans . Because DOG ka ulta is GOD ....
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Tortoise and rabbit gave JEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.
Both wanted admission in any iit and cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it¦
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
So.. Sports quota!!!!
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There were 10 elephants swimming in a pond. Man jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.
There are only 36 legs.HOW??
How??
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One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!
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light.
--On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
--Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
--Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
--Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan
Grover??
--Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
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.Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
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Little further...
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ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
+Comepalakrishnan.
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A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the
operator twice.
:)
Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se
pehele do lagae"
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A man is riding on his bike through a very dense forest in the evening. After about an hour he sees a peacock appear all of a sudden in the way - and the peacock is smiling at him.
The man feels its kinda weird and carries on traveling. Another hour passes and he sees the same peacock again in the middle of the road smiling at him.
The man is a little scared now, but says to himself that he is just tired and is just imagining things and carries on with his ride.
Yet another hour passes and he finds the peacock again appearing out of nowhere smiling at him.........
Why is this happening?????
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Because the man is riding TVS Victor and so "More smiles per hour".
NOTE: (for the firangs and duffers - a 'More' is a peacock in Hindi)
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gib. this was worst PJ...
Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?
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Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.
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